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by fireflyfarm3
7 months ago in Design Dilemma
Fixing our Brady Bunch fireplace/wall
Imagine you've just purchased your dream home. Only it's not the home that's the dream but the property it sits on. Now you must find an inexpensive (like free) way to make your fireplace wall bearable as it turns out them dreams ain't free and you just purchased the aforementioned dream home.

Problem statement: huge wall size monstrosity of micah filled rock - picture sparkly, shiny. Two arched cut-outs backed with mirrors for nicknaks. (Sigh) fake brick lines said cut outs as well as the fireplace cutout as well as the whole beast itself. This isn't the good stuff that found it's way to this side of the pond on merchant ships, oh no....

I've attached 3 pics including one from the second level from beyond the fireplace to give a better idea of the room itself. Pease use the furnishings as directional style. We just moved in and don't even have our belongings unpacked yet so give a girl a break on the decor (though suggestions always welcome!) you can get a feel for our style - the Atlantic sign and bookshelf shown in alternate view are two of my favs.

My thought was paint a tan/khaki color, and find a mantel on the cheap somewhere to break up the monstrosity of it all. Important note - we are installing a little wood stove that will sit partly in the fireplace itself. (Not out into the room)

Your suggestions are so very welcome and so very needed! Pictures of the house to come at a later date because boy do we need help!
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Stanton Designs-online design services Looks like a great space! But I agree...the fireplace just needs some help. Those arched cutouts are defiantly a eye sore. I would suggest looking at some fireplace wall pictures to get an idea of what you like and don't like...and look at some shelving...you might be able to turn it into a built in/fireplace wall.
7 months ago ·
Trish Widdershoven how about a mantle from almost one side to the other and drywall above it We did that in a house with a really ugly fireplace and it worked well and then we hung art on the drywall.
we painted the whole fireplace bricks and all and made the mantle the focal point. We used driftwood for the mantle.
7 months ago · ·
fireflyfarm3 Great suggestion to drywall above. One of my concerns about painting the whole thing is the prominence of the stone pattern. Drywall of course would serve to diffuse that. I think for sure a mantle is in our future!
7 months ago ·
Carolyn Albert-Kincl Design Can you not tear down the stonework and start over with the wall...clean slate and all that? But, boy, in the meantime, you have a scary face on your wall for a super Halloween party! Big eyes and a mouth of fire!
7 months ago · ·
fireflyfarm3 Would you believe... And this is yet to be tested but original owner says so... This is not stone veneer but whole stone whch would mean major excavation ($$$) And good point on the unintentional Halloween decoration! LOL!
7 months ago · ·
Carolyn Albert-Kincl Design I DO believe it's real stone! My husband had 60 TONS of rock put in our back yard to replace grass this year, so I suspect you can find some laborers to help you dismantle this Halloween monster.
Just move any small children and the pets out of the way first!
7 months ago · ·
fireflyfarm3 Also wondering from anyone put there thoughts on covering with reclaimed wood. Too much?
7 months ago ·
Deborah Butler, Brickwood Builders What about having stucco put on the wall to cover up the stone pattern?
7 months ago · ·
redheadedwmn Maybe not favorable... but what about paneling over top or drywall if you're able to mud/sand yourself. I think that those would be the best options for a quick fix. Drywall the best, but you would need to talk to someone about the best screws for masonry. If drywall is too big of a project, I would suggest paneling (not that 70's style from the basement lol!) but maybe some nice bead-board style that would look nice with your sign. Or plain wood that could be painted or stained. Paneling is lighter than drywall, so a few mason screws and some liquid nails should hold it in place until you have a budget to rip the whole thing out and start over.

And I think after you cover the rock that floating shelves and a mantle would look great.
7 months ago · ·
Carolyn Albert-Kincl Design Oh, I just can't wait to see what you do, but after Halloween, because you just MUST have a Halloween party!
7 months ago · ·
simplify52 I would use stacked stone tiles and cover it up leaving the brick arch and swinging doors. Probably I would rework the bricks to beef up the arch but keep the original screens. Why ever would you put a stove inside the fireplace? Is the fireplace a non-functioning one or problems with the chimney? If this is your dream home on a dream property spend a little $$$ to fix up this major focal point in your home. I love your bookcase/white cabinet in the room. If this were mine, I'd probably put it where the tv is now and hang that tv over the fully functioning fireplace.
7 months ago ·
leesaoz That is a brilliant fireplace. So awful, you almost can't destroy it. It made the dilemma of what changes to make to my new house seem minimal. Thanks for the laugh and congrats on the new house. It wouldn't seem so bad without the eyes. Fill them in with stones then add a mantle? But take a photo and hang it in te room. That awfulness deserves to be memorialised!
7 months ago · ·
leesaoz My husband recommends a red carpet tongue for the Halloween party.
7 months ago · ·
Lanie Brown I would name it the Harry Potter fireplace instead of the Brady Bunch...
7 months ago · ·
lfrucci I would go with the sheetrock idea. If you block off the enormous sides and those knick-knack shelves (what WERE they thinking??), the stone work around the firebox itself is really pretty nice. I would frame it (firebox and some of the stone) in a simple mantle and sheetrock everything else.Think it would be a pretty simple fix. There are plenty of places to buy nice looking wooden mantle (I'm thinking a 3-sided one, not just a horizontal piece). Good luck!!
7 months ago · ·
fireflyfarm3 Ooh I am laughing! I'm glad people feel my pain! I'm tempted to name it Igor and dress it up for the holiday! And I so appreciate all the suggestions, keep 'em coming please!
7 months ago ·
michigammemom Remove the ledges and have a skilled carpenter create a wood facade with trim moldings and beadboard to obscure the stone.
7 months ago ·
nevadan How truly awful. Can you drywall over the whole thing, leaving just the fireplace opening and the surround? Because there is no redeeming factor to this stone wall. I grew up in a house with a stone fireplace - it was an ugly monster but much smaller, just a convention fireplace with a mantle. Large amounts of exposed stone always look bad in an interior.
7 months ago ·
Carolyn Albert-Kincl Design It can look lovely when done right. We have a beautiful stone wall in our dining room, surrounding a big arched window.
7 months ago ·
TanCalGal I like it. Just buy some candles.
7 months ago ·
fireflyfarm3 I'm just loving the ideas. So torn between reclaimed wood 'panelling' that I think would look so dramatic, painting lower, drywalling upper and adding mantel, or drywalling entire wall and adding a mantel but leaving a bit of the stone. Decisions, decisions! I can't wait to hear what you all have to say about the home architecture itself. Did I mention the fountain out front???

Willing to take votes on the options!
7 months ago ·
Carolyn Albert-Kincl Design Golly, a lovely fountain like that deserves a beautiful fireplace indoors!
7 months ago ·
leesaoz My brother in law has a large stone wall fireplace (without monster) and it looks quite effective with a large wooden mantelpiece. It is about 4-5 inches thick and is a lovely piece of timber. If you left the bottom half stone, added a large mantle and covered in the top half and painted it white, it would better disguise the odd shape of the wall and could be quite nice.
7 months ago ·
leesaoz In the meantime, get a couple of those large dolls that you see around, that look like kids kneeling in a corner and do Hansel and Gretel.
7 months ago ·
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